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Slo Frank's FUN FACTS

Fun Frank Fact #133:  They say slow and steady wins the race, but in the case of Slo Frank and his friend Steady Steven, not only did Slo and Steady not win the race, they were disqualified when they ran in the wrong direction excitedly chasing the ice cream man!Fun Frank Fact #275:  It's not necessarily fire Slo Frank is afraid of. It's being burnt to a crisp that turns him off.Fun Frank Fact #491:  Many have thought because of his spiky (Not flat) head that he may be kin to Bart Simpson. He is not!Fun Frank Fact #37: Because of his love for Cole Slaw, a small town in GA once gave him the nick name "Slaw Frank"Fun Frank Fact #33: Frank is not a slowly roasted hotdog.Fun Frank Fact #18: Slo Frank gets an average of 8 girls a week that try to "hook up" on dating sites.Fun Frank Fact #86: Even after eating 3 plates of Butter, neither Frank nor Fabio would admit to its authenticity.Fun Frank Fact #333: If you whisper "Slo Frank" 3 times while standing in front of a mirror in the bathroom and Slo Frank actually appears behind you- RUN!!!! IT COULD GET VERY STINKY!Fun Frank Fact #454: Slo Frank Fails at saying the phrase "Frank fried four french fries" 5 times fast.Fun Frank Fact #432: Slo Frank is different pieces taken from so many people that in order to pay respects to all of the fathers, grandfathers, and great grandfathers of those pieces... he would have to wish a Happy Fathers Day to at least 35 people.Fun Frank Fact 114: It is said that the electrical surge responsible for bringing Slo Frank to life, also animated his facial hair. After an incident where Franks then 5ft. long 'dude' beard viciously attacked birds flying near by- it was decided that it would be best if Slo Frank usually kept a close shave.Fun Frank Fact #499: During a lightning storm, an unexplained "Ball of lightning" exploded after coming in contact with Slo Frank, giving him a sudden and brief explosion of intelligence. Frank quickly wrote a genius document that would without a doubt balance the world budget. Unfortunately, 10 minutes before this explosion on intelligence, Slo Frank had been given a pen with invisible ink, and this document quickly disappeared never to be seen again.Fun Frank Fact #204: Don't be fooled, Slo Frank does not own a slo roasting hotdog stand.... Yet.Fun Frank Fact #19: During one of the many attempts to teach Slo Frank to tie his shoes. Frank discovered a trip wire that would have triggered a world wide explosion that would have killed everyone on the planet. Thanks to Slo Frank we are all still aliveFun Frank Fact 23: If Slo Frank falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it does he make a sound? YES!Fun Frank Fact 2011: Slo Frank was nominated for 2011 Horror Host of the Year at D'Ment'd Cinemas. Fun Frank Fact 447: Slo Frank was briefly employeed at a toilet paper factory but was released after allegedly wrapping the staff up like mummiesFun Frank Fact 591: Slo Frank was almost gunned down when he accidently found his way into The Bonnie and Clyde International Mobsters Ball and began chanting FRANK IS NOT A FISH! FRANK IS NOT A FISH! STOP CALLING FRANK A FISH!Fun Frank Fact 436: Although 1 reason Slo Frank and Mr. Potatohead are similar is that they both have body parts that were attached to them... It IS NOT HILARIOUS TO RIP FRANKS LEG OFF AND STICK IT OUT OF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD LIKE A HAT!Fun Frank Fact 600: The letters in Slo Frank do not stand for Some Lonely Ostridge Finally Ravaged a Naked Kangaroo.Fun Frank Fact 377:  Slo Frank was almost named something different upon his creation.  But Frank will never be anything but Frank.  And Slo.Fun Frank Fact 665: Although a fun idea. Slo Franks Dead Hot Sauce was a marketing disaster. Slo Franks Dead Hot Sauce . Nobodied put that S!!t on anything!Fun Frank Fact 38: Frank enjoys long walks on the beach and prefers girls who like him.Fun Frank Fact #12: While Frank's body is made up of at least 7 body parts from random people. His Face once belong to a very famous male super model.Fun Frank Fact #222: While it is very true that Slo Frank does not like Fire or Electricity. He loves the film Breakin 2: Electric BoogalooFun Frank Fact #21: Did you know- The Incredible Hulk may turn Red when he becomes angry? Well when provoked- Frank just stays his normal colors.Fun Frank Fact #73: Although Nicknamed Slo Frank, Due to the size and weight of his head... when pushed off a cliff Slo Frank falls extremely fast- sometimes reaching speeds of nearly 140 Miles Per Hour!